Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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I walk into a bar...

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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A storm be brewin!

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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What's 9 + 10 19

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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gay porn...

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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