- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

Knock knock. Who's there?

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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