- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

What would Muhammed do?

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Womens rights.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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