Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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a black guy hates chicken.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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10inch nice

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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