What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Anti Joke

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