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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Women's Rights

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Canadians

non poop

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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