Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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Rush Limbaugh

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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boner

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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