- Anti Joke

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.