KONY 2012

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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Stop procrastinating.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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