Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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