- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Gretta has five legs? -no

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Christianity.

boobs!

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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