What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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what are three short words? i a am

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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