- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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