Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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