4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

I once did something.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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