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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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