- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? faith

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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