- Anti Joke

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah