Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

no really what are ur names?

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Justin beiber's penis

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Rebecca Black

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Anti Joke

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