- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Why did jim all I over? He dies

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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