Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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