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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

womens rights.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Why can't february march Because april may

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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