Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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Maths.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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Penis chickens

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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