Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

You having friends.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

What can hitler cook well Steak

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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