what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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