Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

An Asian man fails a math test

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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