How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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THE GAME

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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