rabbits running in my bathroom!

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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