- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Ian's mind Elevator music

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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