Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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Pianos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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