- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Terraria

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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