Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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it

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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