- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

http://www.dafk.net/what/

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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