Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

dead dibbs

What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

are u black unlucky

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

josh sucks polish adams dick

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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