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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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