- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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