How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Im gay What about you

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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im @ work, LOL.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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Maths.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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