- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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