- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Bob Saget

My wife made me a sandwich

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

identical jokes get different votes.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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