How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Liverpool City Football Club

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

An Aisian failed a test

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Nuneaton..

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

A storm be brewin!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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