A storm be brewin!

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Nuneaton..

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Liverpool City Football Club

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

An Aisian failed a test

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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