- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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