Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

FUCK THE JEWS

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

seek beauty

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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