- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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