- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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