A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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How high is the sky? True or False

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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