- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny? Rape

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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