- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

steven hawking walks into a bar

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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