Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Who is John Galt?

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

steven hawking walks into a bar

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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