Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What does water smell like? water.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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