Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

shut up elliot

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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