- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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