What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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Microwave

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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