a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Fox News

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What comes after 69? 70

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

You know whats funny Aids

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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