- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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