- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Robin, get in the car!

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

why did the zebra cross the road?

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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