Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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david what a baghead

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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