- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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