- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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