- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

An Aisian failed a test

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

Whats two plus two? Miles

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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