I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Good job, son.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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