What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

whats worse than a kane nothing

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

My love life

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Connor is homo

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Anti Joke

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