- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Justin beiber's penis

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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