Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Justin beiber's penis

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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