Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

darude- sandstorm

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Justin Bieber

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