- Anti Joke

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face