What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

j.p. is dumb

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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