- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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