Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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Do u take sugar?

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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miha kako si?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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