How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

what goes boo a sock

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Blacks

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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