- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

a black guy hates chicken.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What is 9+10? 19

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